posted June 08, 2005 04:18 AM
Once upon a time in India, a mentally retarded man stood by the side of the road and made a doll and started offering flowers to it saying it was his God.
Soon a crowd gathered and started laughing at the man.
Later, another mentally retarded woman came close to the man and also made a doll, but with 4 hands, and said that this was her God and started to offer flowers.Now, the crowd was really big and everybody enjoyed the mad competition.
Soon, a brahmin passing by noticed the road show, and pulled the 2 jokers to a side and said come and work for me and I shall pay you handsomely.
So, they all moved to another city, and the road show began.
As soon as the crowd gathered, the brahmin paid a few loafers some money and told them to bow down and pray to the dolls on the road show and offer these coins.
Soon, everybody started to imitate the loafers and started bowing and throwing money to the idols on the road.
Then, the competition between the 2 mentally retarded couple grew more and more.
He put a flute in his idol and the other put a trident in hers.
Then she started a few weird rituals before her idol and the man too followed suit.
Friends, this road show continues even to this day!!!
BELIEVE IT OR NOT !!!!
Ajan posted April 11, 2005 03:50 AM
well what can we say to this kinda direct attack? only a singlese is capable of such stupid thoughts...Buddist who has given up every thing are in politics...even screaming for tamil blood...
lingappan posted April 11, 2005 04:03 AM
No different to what goes on inside Buddhist temples with lots of Hindu Gods. Nibana or Nirvana what's the differance. Try and get dogmatism out of your head and think like normal human beings.It looks like your head filled with shit. Like I said you are stupid and a dickhead/shithead.
The FBI posted April 11, 2005 04:40 AM
Stupid, huh?
Idols with Monkey Heads!!!
Idols with Elephant Heads!!!
Lingam (ie. Penis) worshiped as a symbol of Siva !!!!!
Yoni (ie Sakthi symbol) !!
What more Dickhead ?
The FBI posted April 11, 2005 05:55 AM
What kind of brainless idiots believe such things in the 1st place!!!!!
Real hard to believe, man!!!
lingappan posted April 12, 2005 06:03 AM
You are right who would worship such idols but nontheless you will find this kind of worship in HINDU temples as well as BUDDHIST temples, Lord shiva, ganesh, kandan, kali and the rest are also found in BUDDHIST TEMPLES. If Hindus are wankers so are Buddhist.
The FBI posted April 12, 2005 06:36 AM
You are right who would worship such idols but nontheless you will find this kind of worship in HINDU temples as well as BUDDHIST temples, Lord shiva, ganesh, kandan, kali and the rest are also found in BUDDHIST TEMPLES.
You mean Budhist Temples in Sri Lanka.
That's because Big P and his Clan infiltrated and put them there !!!!!
They certainly are not there in Budhist Temples in China, Japan, Korea, etc, etc
lingappan posted April 13, 2005 04:03 AM
But nevertheless these clay Gods are in your buddist temple and you worship Hindu Gods in
Buddhist temples. All Buddist people in Sri Lanka have Hindu Names, Hindu Culture and Hindu food, Hindu Songs and every thing else. You perception is I am hollier than thou only the dickheads will presume that.
I have also seen Hindu Gods in Thai temples and they also have Hindu First Names. You will not find Hindu gods in Buddhist temples in India because they know Buddhism is not a religion.
Hypocrites like you worship both and pretend to be better then everyone else. Ninety percent Buddist in Sri Lanka are originally from Hindu Dilits, I must confess you behave like one.
The FBI posted April 13, 2005 04:27 AM
In typical COOLIE Fashion you link Saivism (Hinduism ?) with other Religions.
Can't DEFEND Crap that's why, huh.
Get a Life ??? First, get a BRAIN and think of something decent to worship - like my LINGAM,
Asshole!!!
lingappan posted April 13, 2005 08:17 AM
It looks like I have got under your skin, You have a filthy mouth like a big smelly Yoni. Yet again you are getting closer to being a dickhead. Get a life. Go and worship some more Hindu idle gods and pretend you don't, if not go and get Uncle Sam Bushe's Lingham, you might come to your senses-Hypocrite Nibana-Nirvana what's the differance Creep.
The FBI posted April 14, 2005 03:27 AM
Yo Pottu Brain,
I just invented a much better GOD for you Saivite's (Hindu's ?)
It has a Baboons head and a Camel's arse on one side and Jayalalitha's backside on the other.
It is definitely a lot better looking than your God's Hanuman or Ganesh or Sivalingam or Shakthi Symbol.
You can rub some Sambar on it to make it stink like you do.
I have sent a copy of the design to Jayalalitha and the priest at the Bambalapitiya Kovil, and they both say they want to worship my Lingam for creating such a fine God for the Brainless devotees!!!!
The FBI posted April 15, 2005 04:19 AM
You keep repeating the same crap ie even this and even that worship this and that.
You are a typical COOLIE Karaya, and it is not worth replying to you any further, so F@#$% O%^.
lingappan posted April 15, 2005 10:16 AM
I repeat bacause you repeat.
The FBI posted April 20, 2005 04:21 AM
Yahoo! News Wed, Apr 20, 2005
Indians "marry" sacred trees to ward off evil eye
Mon Apr 18, 7:01 AM ET
CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - Residents in Calcutta have "married" two colourfully decorated trees in an elaborate ceremony to ward off an evil spell.
The marriage between the sacred trees -- whose trunks were decorated with red cloth, streaks of vermilion and marigold garlands -- was followed by a banquet attended by nearly 1,000 people.
"There is an evil eye that has been cast on us. So we decided to take recourse to spiritual means to ward it off," Gouri Shankar Sengupta, one of the organisers of the wedding between a banyan tree and a peepul, a kind of fig tree, said on Monday.
A spate of burglaries had hit the area recently, as well as a murder and two suicides, which many residents felt came from an evil spell. The "marriage" took place on Saturday but wedding celebrations will end late Monday.
During the ceremony, a HINDU PRIEST chanted hymns and lit a holy fire near the trees, which stand side by side.
The FBI posted April 21, 2005 04:43 AM
The marriage between the sacred trees -- whose trunks were decorated with red cloth, streaks of vermilion and marigold garlands -- was followed by a banquet attended by nearly 1,000 people
by nearly 1,000 people !!!!!!
by nearly 1,000 people !!!!!!
by nearly 1,000 people !!!!!!
During the ceremony, a HINDU PRIEST chanted hymns and lit a holy fire near the trees, which stand side by side !!!!!!!!!
Wow, what BRAINS !!!!!
What INGENUITY !!!!!!!
The cradle of civilisation !!! Or, the CRADLE OF IDIOCITY ?????????
The FBI posted April 21, 2005 07:05 AM
Rumour has it that "Big P" is trying to arrange the marriage of a tree at Temple Trees with another in the Wanni to win some more TSUNAMI TENDER's on both sides.
Ten HINDU Priests from Tamil Nadu are to be brought down (with Lingam's and Yoni's) for the Ceremony !!!!
Bloody Hell, huh !!!!
lingappan posted April 21, 2005 10:12 AM
You seem to get a kick from linga and yoni and perverted worships, I suggest your best bet is to bend down at the foot of the Train tunnel,Pray and wait for the best, indeed you have nothing else left to cut and paste.
The FBI posted April 22, 2005 02:35 AM
Lingappan (Lingam Sucker),
How much is Big P paying u to screw up this intelligent forum with crap ?????
The FBI posted April 22, 2005 02:42 AM
First, Big P sent 20 Lorry loads, ostensibly laden with foodstuff, to the North East.
Then, quite conveniently, 7 Lorry loads were ambushed and taken by the LTTE, wow!!!
Did those 7 Lorry loads have foodstuf or weapons for Tsunami Tender's ?????
You can't fool me, asshole.
lingappan posted April 22, 2005 08:14 AM
Same old shit Yoni head
Dickhead I don't give shit what happens in north. You are in the comport of your whitehouse and judging, what goes on 12 thousand miles away. All you do is read someone elses crap and cut and paste. In my book that has no substance- get it Yoni Mouth. Even your own shit have more brain than your shithead up top. Get a life go and do something useful for mankind if you are that concerned. Get it Lingamhead.
The FBI posted April 23, 2005 04:09 AM
Pimping for Tenders.
Then, Religion for Tenders.
Yet again, drug running for Tenders.
Infiltrating Political Parties for Tenders.
Now, supplying arms guised as Tsunami Relief for Tenders.
Sri Lankans seem to be very very TOLERANT, perhaps idiots, to keep quiet and let this nonsense of Big P continue, huh!
The FBI posted April 23, 2005 04:13 AM
Oh, and what about Media Support to Politicians for Tenders!!!
The FBI posted April 23, 2005 04:16 AM
Time to takeover MTV, Sirasa TV, and all the other Radio Channels of Big P too.
Let's have a vote on this, then.
The Saint posted April 23, 2005 04:40 AM
Yeah, I vote yes for the takeover of Big P's Media Circus Outfit, too.
lingappan posted April 23, 2005 08:42 AM
Did I notice teeny weeny bit of politics, perhaps I am mistaken or is it largely still a racist hidden agenda. what ever the reason You still stink, even skunks will find it difficult to stand the stench. Get a life that includes your cronies too.
The FBI posted April 24, 2005 03:00 AM
Lingappan, why don't u F#$%^ O#$ to MEENAKSHI KALYANAM (ie Goddess Meenakshi Wedding) Kovil in Tamil Nadu and get your balls and your brains, if u have any oiled, huh.
The Saint posted April 24, 2005 03:11 AM
This country does'nt need treacherous B@#$%^&'s like The Maharajas to come and tell us how to govern our affairs.
India gave the British "Quit India Notice", so whay can't we also do the same to these rats ???????
See how they manipulated the JHU against the Govt. and then dumped the UNP and joined the Govt. themselves after receiving assuarances about another huge tender, and various other privileges !!!!
Where is all this money going ? Tamil Nadu, ofcourse.
Jade posted April 24, 2005 07:06 AM
Yes, takeover all of Big p's assets - moron.
Sri Lanka for Sri Lankans, correst.
lingappan posted April 26, 2005 03:36 AM
All I can say is that it's difficult to deal with brailess arseholes. How can India or Indian can take over SriLanka? Yoniheads.
Istead of running scared, why not do something possitive for Sri Lanka Lingamheads. If you can't than I suggest you and your cronies go and kiss Uncle Sam's Backside or his lingam if it helps.
The FBI posted April 26, 2005 04:21 AM
Like I said before:
Lingappan, why don't u F#$%^ O#$ to MEENAKSHI KALYANAM (ie Goddess Meenakshi Wedding) Kovil in Tamil Nadu and get your balls and your brains, if u have any oiled, huh.
Jade posted April 26, 2005 05:24 AM
The Britsh brought the Coolies here, not us, so we should send them back and so stop their nonsense here in Sri Lanka.
lingappan posted April 26, 2005 08:56 AM
Coolies brought in!!! Don't forget your heritage Yoni mouth, which is from coolies and dilits, of which you belong, indeed low life arseholes like you belong in the gutter.
Read it again and cogitate
All I can say is that it's difficult to deal with brailess arseholes. How can India or Indian can take over SriLanka? Yoniheads.
Istead of running scared, why not do something possitive for Sri Lanka Lingamheads. If you can't than I suggest you and your cronies go and kiss Uncle Sam's Backside or his lingam if it helps. Do yourself a favour and dive into the pit toilet dilits.
Jade posted April 27, 2005 02:58 AM
Lingappan, where u from Xtra-terrestrial COOLIE Boy ?
What do u worship in your planet ??????
lingappan posted April 27, 2005 04:09 AM
Jade- Oh yes where I come from, Jade is a girlies (YONI'S)name, . I don't worship Ganesh, Shiva, Kali, Kandan or any other Idols you Jade Yoni dilit do. My religion does not worship idols.
Coolies brought in!!! Don't forget your heritage Yoni mouth, which is from coolies and dilits, of which you belong, indeed low life arseholes like you belong in the gutter.
If you Stick to insults then I am all for it Jade or shall I call you Yoni mouth.What colour Jade are you, is it Black, green, blue or a collie dilits colour, all in one.
[This message has been edited by lingappan (edited April 27, 2005).]
The Saint posted April 28, 2005 03:07 AM
With a name like LINGAPPAN, u sure have a big Yoni mouth, perhaps with a Lingam in it, huh?
Jade posted April 28, 2005 03:15 AM
Lingappan, first, u say:
"My religion does not worship idols."
and then, "I don't worship Period "
Who u bullshitting, ET Lingappan ?
lingappan posted April 28, 2005 09:05 AM
You don't judge a man with his cloth dickheads. Nothing like Yoni Jade or a dick head like FBI, Bush's linga minder.
gnanaratnam posted May 11, 2005 06:50 PM
I have read with horror and dissapointment the way some of you on this page have reffered to the Indian labor force.
Blah Blah Blah
Thankyou
Gnanaratnam
The FBI posted May 17, 2005 03:07 AM
lingappan posted April 28, 2005 09:05 AM
You don't judge a man with his cloth dickheads. Nothing like Yoni Jade or a dick head like FBI, Bush's linga minder.
My reply @##$$%%^&&&&&&
I will try again to get an intelectual response from you. If you pesist
verbal diarrhoea, then I will have no alternative but to plug the gap.
So lets try again shall we?
Huh?
@##$%$%^^^^^^&&^%$#$%%
The FBI posted May 17, 2005 03:20 AM
Once again,
U r the BRAINIEST IDIOT around, as seen from your previous responses in THIS thread.
Buddha posted May 31, 2005 11:14 PM
I really can't understand why people worship me. I a scoundrel who left my wife and Kids. I am bad example. The Indians realised this so they dont take me serious. But the shingalese idiots still worship me. I think they have their brain in their ASS. You Shinaglese idiots, bastrads stop worshipping me. I am dead and gone. For for 700 Years i was regarded as Human. After that I was made God. I never approved this. When I got enlightment I went to Siva temple and prayed. I want you to worship Lord Siva and Indra. But you shameles bastrads still worship me. Shit eating hoologans change to Hinduism
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The FBI posted June 02, 2005 04:09 AM
Where did u come from ?
The FBI posted June 03, 2005 04:06 AM
"I want you to worship Lord Siva and Indra."
Wow!!
R they with u on the 4th rock from the Sun ?
lingappan posted June 03, 2005 06:58 AM
Respect for animals means no killing and eating Bahan Chod.
"Look how they are beating animals India", you are a naive kutha. If they are working farm animals or racing animals such as horses are beaten relentlessly to gee them up
The FBI posted June 04, 2005 03:30 AM
If you do this to your Cow god then what must u be doing to your mother and wife?
Pounding chillies with their heads ?
Ayubowan = Lingappan = Ajan = Budda = Big P Support Karaya.
Correct.
How much is Big P paying u, asshole ?
lingappan posted June 04, 2005 06:58 AM
You put Buddhism as one of the three main religions of the world. Since when Buddhism is a religion, if it is, how can sane people pray to Buddha as GOD, when knowingly he impovrished his wife by abandoning her and left her to her own devices, no doubt she beged and borrowed to live in Backward country like INDIA!!!. Kutta- that is CRUETLY in my book.
As for christianity, bahan chod read old testaments, then only you will realise what cruelty means. In my book without Judaism world would not have Christianity or Islam. In my book without Hinduism world would not have Buddhism philosaphy not a religion as you would like to beleive it in ignorance, Bahan chod put that in your pipe or where ever and smoke it.
The FBI posted June 07, 2005 04:31 AM
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Village marries off toads in bid for rains
Mon Jun 6, 9:23 AM ET
KHOCHAKANDAR, India (Reuters) - Two giants toads were married in a traditional HINDU ceremony in eastern India at the weekend by villagers hoping to propitiate the rain gods and end a dry spell.
Some 400 people cheered and blew conches as women put streaks of vermilion on the female toad's head while a band played music and priests solemnized the marriage to the chanting of Hindu hymns.
The toads were picked up from separate ponds, dressed in bright red clothes and brought to the marriage venue in a decorated palanquin in Khochakandar village in West Bengal state late Sunday.
The married toads were released into a pond after the ceremony in the village about 365 km (225 miles) north of the state capital, Calcutta.
"Our forefathers used to organize marriages of toads to get sufficient rain for cultivation. We hope rain will be coming very soon," said Konica Mandal, one of the organizers of the wedding.
The village has been reeling under a severe heat wave with temperatures touching 44 degrees Celsius, drying up ponds and creating problems for farmers and their crops.
The southwest monsoon hit India's southern coast Sunday, about four days later than normal, but it will be some time before the rains wind their way to the rest of the country.
A heat wave sweeping India, Bangladesh and Nepal has killed nearly 100 people over the past two weeks.
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