posted November 23, 2005 12:05 PM         

- a verse from the drama "He comes from Jaffna"

posted November 24, 2005 03:55 AM            

Her first husband was King Coranaga (a Sinhalese). She poisoned him because he, probably, was a boring old fart and because she fancied a Tamil palace guard called Siva ( Well! Girls do need to have a bit of fun! ) However, for reasons which are not entirely clear, having despatched Coranaga, she marries a guy called Tissa, not Siva!

Tissa (a Sinhalese) was the son of King Coranaga's predecessor and this would therefore appear to be what's known as a working relationship! Tissa survived one year and four months. Tissa meets the same fate as his predecessor because Anula still fancies the palace guard, Siva. Having despatched Tissa, Anula and Siva (finally!) shack up and reign happily for all of one year and two months by which time our girl has fallen for "Vatuka, who had been a city carpenter in the capital.." (She probably had a thing about Tamil workmen; Vatuka was a Tamil as well.) Very soon Siva gets it ! Poison. Again!

Anula reigns with the ex carpenter, now King. The reign of the ex carpenter (Vatuka) is shorter than that of the palace guard (Siva) by 1 month. One day when Anula "saw a wood carrier, who had come to the house, she fell in love with him...." Poison again. (Shorry if this is all boring shtuff but do stay on. It does get better!)

The wood carrier, a Sinhalese, also happens to be called Tissa: (to avoid confusion, we need to designate this guy as Tissa II. Do pay attention!) In spite of being a mere wood carrier Tissa II obviously saw what was coming! He would have been utterly thick not to. (Unlike the planks he used to carry before he became King! ) The fun and games were rapidly coming to an end! The writing was on the wall! (Yes, they did have writeable walls in those days: Look up Katapathpawura at Sigiriya, but we do digress)

In sheer desperation, Tissa 2 sets about in doing what most men would have done in his place: Keep the old girl happy! ....

With a general sinking feeling he sets about building a swimming pool for the girl!!!!! Complete with jjaaccuuzzii! and sauna

[This message has been edited by pakaya (edited November 24, 2005).]

posted November 24, 2005 02:40 PM         

Menna ahaganin Pakaya ge amma dawasak karapu wedak.

Pakaya ae dawaswala ipadila neha...uge pawula mati geyak hadha gena hitiye '83 riots kaale. Mulu game ma awun awa geta gini thiyanna...mata ethakota Aurudhu 5i...mama ape gedhara waththa watte appudi gagaha diwwa santhosen.

Ethakotama Pakaya ge akkawa adhala minissu gaththa....Pakaya ge Thatha ara kari demala naakiya ou awa minissu ekka kata gahanna ponnaya....kelinma minissu oowa bimidhaala gahala gahala angata petrol wak karala gini thibba mama Rathigngna paththu kalaa...eelangata Pakaya ge ammage andhum galuwwa maha paare...galawala light kanuwakata bandhala gahanna patan gaththa...eeta passe dana gassala moonata hujja kalaaa....passe kohedha aragena gihin dhooshanaya kalaa lu...onna ohoma thamai pakaya upanne...

posted November 24, 2005 02:53 PM         

Here's the phucking English Translation:
This is the true story about Pakaya. This was in 1983 during the Riots and Pakaya wasn't born. At that time Pakaya's Family was living in a Hut. The whole village came to burn Pakaya's hut. I was able to see it all from our Garden, I was about 5 years old and I was so thrilled with the Action I was shouting and Running around the garden. It was like a movie.
Just the men dragged Pakaya's elder sister out of the house. And Pakaya's Old Father that C*cksucker tried to argue with the men. The men lost their patience and put him down and beat him mercilessly and finally poured Petrol and Burnt the Stinking ass off. I quickly lit some firecrackers. Then the men pulled Pakaya's Mother (the Tamil cunt I prefer to call hooker) and removed all her clothes, tied her to a lampost and beat her with a whip. Then they untied her, made her kneel down and pissed onto her mouth.
Finally, they dragged her somewhere and raped her, this is how Pakaya was born.

Coming up tomorrow - Life story of Sinhala_Modaya

posted November 25, 2005 08:32 AM         

Now, listen to mom my little boy. Mom has to go and do my cleaning duties at Mahagethara and then entertain your uncles. So please go and get me a bottle of Kassippu. I have to drink and dance to earn money to feed you.

now putha, you cant do any work and lookafter mom, at least you can be my pimp so that we can have a proper meal. so please stop messing about. custormers might not come to you to have me if you do not behave.