Humor in headlines!!!!!
Posted by Tommy on January 14, 1998 at 19:08:27:

>*India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
>
>*Furore over Minister spending 2 crores for fixing broken leg of a
> Logarithmic Table
>
>*Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
>
>*Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
>
>*No bombings in Kashmir today
>
>*Laloo to be made National Animal
>
>*Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
>
>*MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude
>
>*Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
>
>*Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
>
>*Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a
>stick and some Pottasium Permanganate
>
>*Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
>
>*Kalyan Singh pulls Mayawati's leg in UP Assembly - Literally
>
>*Death penalty upheld for Suicide victim
>
>*India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
>
>*Bihar sold to Pakistan; In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up
> in
>both countries
>
>*Committee formed to study the effectiveness of Commissions
>
>*Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of
> Independence

>*Karnataka to aim for 100% reservation by Year 2000

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