Posted by Jacob Gellis on January 13, 1998 at 14:43:02:
Yo mamma so fat before god said let there be light he said move
your fat ass over.
Yo mammma's teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt everyone started yelling
Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off
Yo mamma's so poor when I went into the house there was a match