Young to SMOKE
Posted by Abdul Wahid on January 02, 1998 at 11:01:18:

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty
smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too
young to smoke."
Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy
"How old are you?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"
says, "Right after the first time I got laid."
The guy says, "Right after the first time you got
When was that?"
Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

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