Posted by ajith on December 10, 1996 at 10:48:26:
On his way to JFK to fly to Zurich, a businessman stopped off at a bank in
downtown NYC and asked for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer
squinted, needing collateral. "Here, take the keys to my Rolls," the man
offered. The loan was promptly issued, and the car was secured in the
bank's underground parking area for safekeeping.
Two weeks later, the man returned to settle up his loan and reclaim his
"Please, sir," the loan officer interjected, "while you were gone, I found