Posted by ED JOHNSON on December 14, 1997 at 03:42:58:

a beautiful blonde driving a red sports car was pulled over by the police for speeding. the officer gets out and asks for her license. the blonde looking confused fumbles around the officer says chec your wallet its probably there. she finds it and gives it to him. he then asks for the registration she fumbles around and the officer says check the glove box. she finds it and he goes back to the car to call it in. the dispatcher comes back and says hey is that a pretty blonde driving a red sports car? the officer says yes. the dispatcher says man take her papers back and stand there and drop your pants . the officer says why , the dispatcher says just do it! he goes back and gives her papers and drops his pants. the blonde looks down and says "oh man not another breathalyzer test!"

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