Little Johnny
Posted by Man on a roll on December 05, 1997 at 08:43:43:

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
>are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells
>Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter
>would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he
>his father the same question. His father, always quick with the
>says, "Why? Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we
>can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat
>and asks no more questions.
>A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early.
>Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy!
>His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"
>"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh
>I'm coming!"


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