A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?"
>> he asked.
>> "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our
>> clothes and commune with nature."
>> "Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!!!" So he paid his membership
>> fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he
>> saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he
>> saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He
>> continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze
>> plaque set
>> in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
>> "Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
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