After bar closing....|
Posted by Mottapala on November 25, 1997 at 20:25:39:
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar
for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."