Posted by Vic on November 25, 1996 at 14:42:16:
Yes, I'm tired. For several years, I've been blaming it on middle age, iron
poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, water pollution, saccharin,
obesity, dieting, and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if life
is really worth living.
But now I found out, it ain't that.
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 200 Million. 84 Million are retired. That
Four Million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 Million to do the
Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the