Posted by Mottapala on November 25, 1997 at 20:20:14:
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the
market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a
special rooster- one that service all of his many hens and when
he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have
just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you
will ever see!"
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose
Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there
The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what
"Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."