Posted by Mottapala on November 25, 1997 at 20:12:17:
A man shopping in a supermarket brought his purchase of two cans of
dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have
"Yes." replied the man.
"Well, where is it?" asked the cashier.
"I left him home." he answered.
"Sorry," the cashier said, "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the
"Sorry," she said, "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food.
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He
The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What is
The man replied, "I'd like three rolls of toilet paper!"