(For matured readers only)

1) It is just orange juice, try it.
(3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.)

2) She's kind of cute.
(I want to bang her till I'm blue.)

3) I don't know if I like her.
(She won't blow me.)

4) I need you.
(My hand is tired.)

5) I had her.
(I had wet dreams about her all week.)

6) I really get to know you better.
(....so I can tell my friends about it.)

7) How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
(Is my penis really that small?)

8) You are the only girl I've ever cared about.
(You are the only girl who has not rejected me.)

9) I want you back.
(......for tonoght anyway.)

10. We've been through so much together.
(If it was not for you, I never would have lost my viginity.)

11) I miss you so much.
(I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.)

12) No, i do not want to dance right now.
(Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.)

13) The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.
(I want to have sex a few more times.)

14) I am different from all the other guys.
(I am not circumcised.)