Posted by inayath on November 12, 1997 at 22:51:51:
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of
entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times,
furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you
anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad
either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed
that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one
Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk,
St. Peter, impressed, says "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."