Posted by Lipstick on November 04, 1997 at 14:52:52:
This man was sitting qietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. The Man asked "What's that for?" His wife replied "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name MaryLou written on it." The Man Said "Oh honey, remember when we went to the horse races? MaryLou was the name of the horse that I bet on". The wife looked satisfied and went off to do the rest of the house work. Three days later when the man was seated with newspaper,he is once again treated with the frying pan swatting. The man says "What's that for?" The wife replied;" Your horse called!".