Posted by id on October 30, 1996 at 17:07:29:
Two statues, male and female, have been guarding the door of an old church for
centuries keeping out evil spirits and such, so one day God decides to reward them.
He comes down and says, "Ok, since you have been so good, I am going to give you
a day off from guarding the church, spend it however you wish."
A few minutes later, God sees the statues dissapear behind a bush. The bush
Twelve hours later, they emerge. "Hey, God says "You've still got twelve
So the female statue turns to the male statue and says, "Ok, this time you