|Microsoft & God|
Posted by inayath on October 14, 1997 at 10:41:58:
God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those
considered the three most influential people in the world - Bill
Fidel Castro and Bill Gates.
"The world will end," God told them. "You must go tell the people."
President Clinton made a live statement on CNN. "I have good news and I
bad news," he said. "The good news is that we have been right, there is
God. The bad news is that he is ending the world."
Castro sent out a worldwide message to all Communisits.
"I have bad new and worse news," he said. "The bad news is that we have
wrong all along, there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the
Bill Gates got on his computer and sent out a worldwide e-mail on the
Internet. "I have good news and I have better news," he wrote. "The good
is that God thinks I am one of the three most influential people in the
world. The better news is that we don't have to upgrade Windows '95!"