A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of
somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To
prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his
apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines
to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and
managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But the young
man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his
manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man
treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the
living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young
man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused,
went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced
immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he
was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson
immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load
those things!"