Posted by Air Lanka on October 03, 1997 at 05:41:31:

>>To All Men Traveling the Airways
>>The Gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts
>>to get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. The
>>noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look
>>of pain and anxiety on his face.
>>"Sir", she said, "The ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it
>>if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He was
>>about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her
>>The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling,
>>he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white
>>buttons were identified by the letters: "WW", "WA", and "PP", and
>>there was one red button labeled "ATR".
>>Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit
>>there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the "WW" button.
>>Warm Water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling
>>came over him. The Men's restroom didn't have nice things like this.
>>Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the "WA" button.
>>Warm Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently
>>drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm
>>air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the "PP" button.
>>A large Powder Puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of
>>spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was
>>far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure!
>>He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he
>>pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!
>>Then next day, He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened
>>his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face . .
>>"What happened?! How did I get here?! The last thing I remember, I
>>was in the ladies restroom on a flight to Atlanta!!!"
>>"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk
>>expanded to a grin. "That last button marked "ATR" is an Automatic
>>Tampax Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

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