A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. This being a significant event in their relationship, the girl
also tells the boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out with
him and have sex for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before, so he goes to a
pharmacy, and after getting up his nerve to buy a package of condoms,
admits to the pharmacist that tonight is his big night, and shyly asks for
general pointers. The pharmacist laughs and talks to the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist wishes the boy good luck, and gives him an
extra box of condoms just in case. That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is
taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Quickly,
the boy offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Then minutes pass and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When
the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor
patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines
and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to
give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice
that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go
home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife
sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the
forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the
bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with
her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try,
and come back and see me in six weeks." Six weeks later, the patient
returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY
WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone
has ever helped me!" "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."