|ONE SAID TO THE OTHER|
Posted by Jumbo on September 23, 1997 at 11:29:55:
ONE SAID TO THE OTHER
One ovarie says to the other ovarie, "Hey, did you order any furniture?"
Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?"
The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump
The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my master had just gotten out of
The second dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?"
"Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."