Posted by Jumbo on September 23, 1997 at 11:28:00:
This man walks into a bar with an old shopping bag in hand. He sets the bag on top of the bar and
His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the man what he's got in the bag. The man reaches
The bartender says,"wow, he sure can play the piano, where'd you get him?"
The guy looks at him and again reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. He hands it to the
So the bartender says, "Is there a real genie in there?"
The guy says, "Yes, just rub it and see."
So the bartender says okay and begins to rub the lamp... and out pops this beautiful genie.
She says, "I will grant you one wish, and one wish only."
So the bartender ponders this for a moment and says, "Okay, I'd like a million bucks."
The genie disappears.. and they're both waiting and waiting and nothing happens. They both look at
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "I think your genie is deaf. I said I wanted a million bucks
And the man says, "Yes, I know, do you think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"