Everyone who has a dog call him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine SEX.
But SEX has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to
renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for SEX. He
said "I'd like one too". Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had SEX
since I was nine years old". He said I must have been a quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I ttok the dog with
me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
special room for SEX. He said that every room in the place was for SEX. I
said "you don't understand, SEX keeps me awake'at night". The clerk said
"me too".
One day I entered SEX in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have SEX in the
contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. I told him I had
hoped to have SEX on T.V. He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said, "your Honor, I had sex before I was married.
The judge said "me too". Then I told him that
after I was married, SEX left me. He said "me too".
Last night SEX ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for him. A cop came over to me, and asked, "what are you doing in this
alley?" I said I was looking for SEX. My case comes up Friday.