THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS EXPLICIT USAGE OF OBSCENE LANGUAGE IN A SEXUAL
CONTEXT. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE BELOW THE ACCEPTABLE AGE OF 18 YEARS. THE
AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY VIOLATION OR IGNORANCE OF THIS WARNING.
There was once a journalist roaming the streets of Arabia, when he stumbled
upon this authentic Arabian market. Interested, as he were, he went inside,
talking to the natives there, and buying a variety of things, when he
suddenly had this feeling that he was getting late. He looked around, and
saw an arab sitting near a camel, with the camel standing in front of him.
The arab was seated on a mat.
The man, bending down, asked the arab,
"Excuse me sir, but what's the time now?"
The arab looked up at the man, took up his hands and placed them carefully
underneath the camels balls, and started rocking them to and fro. Within
minutes of this exotic pendulum motion of the camel's scrotal genitalia, the
arab told the man,
"It is eight o'clock effendi."
The reporter was shocked at this sight. He was flabbergasted and asked the
arab how he did it. The arab kept quiet. The man thought that probably the
arab was indicating he wanted money, and told that he would give $100 if he
taught him how to tell the time using the camels' balls. The arab refused.
The next morning, news was all over the papers..."ARAB USES CHRONOLOGICAL
CAMEL GENITALS!" , "CAMEL TELLS THE TIME!" etc. were all printed in high
sized bold font. People came from all over to see this arabs demonstration
of his time-telling camel. Finally, one bold, and rich tycoon stepped
forward and placed a million dollars on the arabs mat, and asked the arab to
teach him the secret behind using the camels balls to tell the time. The
arab finally agreed, and asked the tycoon to sit down on the mat beside him.
At last, everyone around thought that they will experience a great
demonstration. So they all gathered around with video-cameras,
still-cameras, etc. etc. all pointing at the stunned camel, and the arab
sitting on the mat with the man. After carefully securing all his money
inside his robes, the arab asked the tycoon to hold the camels' balls. The
man, very carefully cupped his hands around the camels' balls and looked at
the arab. The arab, said,
"Now move the balls to the left".
The man, fastidiously pendulated the balls in his hands slowly to the left.
He looked again at the arab for further instructions of this amazing technique.
The arab glanced at the man vaguely, and said,
"Now you can see the time, on the clock tower O effendi"