Husband's Kindness
Posted by Makuna on October 20, 1996 at 13:46:27:

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house, he stopped her with these words. "Before you
leave, I want you to know how this all came about. Driving down the
highway I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I
stopped, and brought her home. Then I made her a meal from the roast
beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had some old worn out
sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had
discarded because they'd gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her
the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because
the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn so I gave her a pair
of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then as
she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there
anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

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