Posted by Makuna on October 20, 1996 at 13:44:06:
Nearing his wedding night, the slow witted & virgin groom
approaches his father for help. "Dad, what am I to do. Soon my wife
and I have to go to bed but I don't know what to do!"
The father replies, "Don't worry son. Do you see what our dogs do?
Early next morning, the new bride wakes up her father-in-law,
"Why? What happened?" asks the father.
"All night he does nothing but sniff my ass and pee on the