FBI CIA .......LAPD ........!
Posted by Tommy on July 22, 1997 at 12:41:06:

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best

at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He

releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They

question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive

investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing

everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The

rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The

bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

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