|Four nuns in heaven
Posted by Padikkama on July 17, 1997 at 05:52:44:
Four nuns happen to die at the same time and line up at the pearly
gates to enter heaven. St.
Peter says "Before you may pass through the gates sisters, I must ask
you each a question."
He looks at the first nun and says "Sister, have you ever touch a
The nun holds up her index finger nervously and says "Only with this
St. Peter takes hold of her finger, dips it in holy water and says
St. Peter looks at the second nun and asks "Have your ever touch a
Holding up her hand, she says,"Only with this one hand your holiness."
So St. Peter takes the sister's hand, dips it in holy water and lets
St Peter asks "Sister, what do you think your doing?"
Nun #4 yells "If you think I'm gonna gargle that stuff after she dips