|Help Needed...........................! For the Guy|
Posted by Tommy on July 17, 1997 at 03:15:47:
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened into specialized in parrots. As he wanders
Surprised, he mutters, "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?"
The parrot says, "With my penis, you dummy."
The guy is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."
The parrot says "Of course, I'm a very well educated parrot. I can
The guy says "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for."
The parrot says "There's not much of a market for maimed parrots.
The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great. When he
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at him and
The guy says, "What's up?"
The parrot says, "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman
The guy says, "Oh, a momentary flight of passion."
The parrot says, "Well, maybe, but then he fondled her breasts."
The guy says, "He did??"
The parrot says, "Yes. Then he pulled her negligee down and started sucking
The guy says, "My God, what happened next?!?"
The parrot says, "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."