|Two guys in the Desert|
Posted by Sira on October 11, 1996 at 15:52:59:
Two guys are walking in the desert. One is carrying a lamppost, the other
one has a telephone booth.
'Why are you carrying a telephone booth ?'
'When the lions come, I put it down, get into it and I'll be save'.
'And why are you carrying an lamppost ?'
'When the lions come, I'll throw it away, so I can run faster.'