|Assortment of jokes - 2|
Posted by Anon on October 09, 2011 at 07:04:59
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
1st thief : Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
Man : How old is your father?