Reasons for Divorce
Posted by Lasantha Pethiyagoda on August 24, 2011 at 22:37:12

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice home in the middle of the property and a hectare of paddy land."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, metal, brick and plaster," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied,
"We have large portico and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again,
"is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"I say, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does...
He says he can't communicate with me !!!"

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