Assortment of jokes
Posted by Anon on August 15, 2011 at 23:42:09

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?
"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy went up to his father and asked : " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
His father replied : "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. "
John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! "

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