Posted by Ranjan Gunawardena on July 12, 2011 at 08:16:36
Siripala: I divorced my wife on the 1st night.
Siripala: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Gunapala & Sons."
Siripala: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
The Nurse was taking a blood sample from siripala. She held his finger and squeesed for blood. So Siripala laughed loudly.
Husband & wife are having dinner together.
On the first night of the marraige the husband gives the wife Rs.5000 and says