|A Bank Story |
Posted by Alfred F Seneviratne on 6/01/2011
Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe.
There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yoghurt. It's tainted.
The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money. The thieves took on another safe. And there's yoghurt
again. "John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yoghurt which tastes really
fresh and nutritious this time.
A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!"
"What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of TORONTO" !!!