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Posted by Niroshan on October 26, 2010 at 08:19:39
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asked him, "So how has life been treating you?"
The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off."
When his wife meets with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the fridge again!"