|Don't help |
Posted by Niroshan on September 30, 2010 at 07:46:53
Mother and young child are walking down the street. They come to an alley and see two dogs fucking.
Child: Mama! look at those dogs.
Mother (thinking fast): The dog on the top ran into the street and was hit by a car. His legs are broken. The dog on the bottom is helping him to get to the doggie hospital because he can't walk.
Mother: Now what do you learn from that?
Child: Never try to help anybody out because they will just stick it right in your ass.