|If I had that..... (Adult joke)|
Posted by niroshan on September 19, 2010 at 11:17:47
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Thru a bell boy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked: "How much is your service?"
The lady said: "$100 for a hand job."
"What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in amazement.
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him: "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!"
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, "What else can you do?"
The lady said: "For $200 I'll give you a blowjob."
"What? That's way too expensive for a blow job!"
The lady brought him to the window again, and said: "Do you see the restaurant down there?
That's what I've earned with my mouth!"
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbeliveable! So he decided he wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked: "How much for real intercourse?"
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said: "Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!"