To love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!