Posted by Shihaaz on June 16, 1997 at 17:43:39:
One day, a five year old kindergarden child came to her dad and said "Daddy, Daddy guess what I learned today, in school." Her father asked, "What sweatheart?" The little girl replied, "Daddy I am Gay." Her father was astonished and asked why do you think you are Gay. The little girl replied, "I love mommy, so that means I am Gay." Her father explained that she wasn't Gay. So the little girl said, " Okay daddy, Then will you marry me."