Posted by Sira on October 10, 1996 at 19:59:32:
One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that
day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Supe: "Hey Spidey,
let's go get a burger and a beer!". Spidey: "No can do, Supe. I've got a
problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Supe: "Hey, Batman!
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the
So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was that!?!".
Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"