|Assortment of Jokes|
Posted by Many people on January 20, 2010 at 20:09:55
During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly:
Do you love me, do you really loveme?
Irritated Santa: What the helldo you think, I am doing pushups.
She took off his pants and whispered: Make me feel like a woman. He smiled, threw the pants at her and said: Go, wash them!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
How do u clean a plane??
why does the santa have a big sack?
What did the male voalcano say to the female volcano?
What is the long thing a Sri lankan gives to his bride on the wedding day?
What's invisible and smells like carrots?