Posted by Ravi on June 06, 1997 at 16:23:53:
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said,
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey!"