|Five reasons not to be a penis ...|
Posted by Sarat Gamini on December 09, 2009 at 20:40:55
Five reasons not to be a penis ...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint