|A rabbi and a priest|
Posted by Indu on June 05, 1997 at 12:46:10:
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad
one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the
clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees
the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just
look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."