|This man is no longer among the living!|
Posted by Iqbal on 11/19/2009
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Last evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said "guess who?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do whatever you want."
So here I am!