|Pulled over for speeding|
Posted by Asoka on September 25, 2009 at 19:51:31
A mature (over 40!) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, that's not possible.
Officer : Could I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Well, can you give me your vehicle registration papers?
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You... what??!
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see...
The Officer is shocked; he stares at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman's car. A senior officer slowly approaches her, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!