Members of Bush Administration
Posted by Sarat Gamini on June 01, 2009 at 20:11:47

Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, cook, policeman, janitor, journalist, salesman, doctor, garbage man, lawyer, teacher, electrician, etc.

David was uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father;

"He's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with a guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken, set the other children to work on some exercises and took David aside, asking, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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