Santa's Secretary got Pregnant. Santa was in deep thoughts, sitting calm and quietly in the corner. Banta, his best friend came and asked, what is wrong with you Santa?

Santa: please don't ask
Banta: I am your child hood friend,dont hesitate to tell to me your problem and get relaxed.
Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!
Banta:Are you mad; That's not possible
Santa: No he did
Banta: Tell me how was that possible
Santa: He has punctured my condoms!!